October 8, 2015

Funny diet and food quotes

I do not do sports because I'm always 20 minutes after I've eaten something
I eat only in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry:

This is also what happens to me when I do Yoga:
Yoga omm nomnom

For those who blame the holidays for eating so much:
you were already fat in August

I have an eating disorder- I can't find my chocolate!!!

Ice cream is not fattening ... fattening those who eat it.
I agree with that-
chocolate is a gift from God

The only free cheese is in the mouse trap.


The only reason I'm fat is thin body can not contain my personality
Don't eat because something is eating you

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