September 11, 2015

Love advice


Three steps to make him chase you:
1. Get close to him
2. Take his wallet
3. Run!!!


Him: I feel it does’nt work between
us anymore
Me: What ??
Him: I don’t know, it does’nt work
Me: Have you tried to disconnect and
restore electricity?
Him:


The average woman would rather have beuaty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A wise doctor said: "the best man's medicine is love". A man asked him: "and what if it doesn't work?" the doctor replied: "than you should increase the dosage"
If you love two men at the same time, after the second man, that if you were really in love with the first man, you were not falling for another

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